
Carl Allen (talking to himself): Hey Carl…you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How ’bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you can’t get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sound like a fuckin’ great idea!
Allison: Have you met my friend Ian? He’s a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page and your band’s MySpace page and your FaceBook page. Happy networking asshole!
Cast: Jim Carrey, Zooey Deschanel, Bradley Cooper, John Michael Higgins and Terence Stamp